Sunday, 19 March 2017

10 Things All Dog Owners Will Understand

So this will be a blog about "10 Things All Dog Owners Will Understand" however, I just want to update you on my eldest, Pepsi.

It is pretty much a 50-50 with dogs. You either get a dog that sheds like there is no tomorrow, or you get a dog that needs a hair cut every 2 weeks. 

So Pepsi is one of those dogs that just always need a hair cut, and he actually just got one. I personally think Pepsi looks cuter with long hair than trimmed but maybe thats just me. He must get so hot when his hair is long from the heat here in the Cayman Islands.
Before
Before 
After
After


After

Anyway here are 10 things that all dog owners will get.

1. The cost of walks, grooming, boarding, and vet visits. You're not going to be stingy about taking care of them, and the people who run these businesses totally know that.

2. Weekend mornings when you want to sleep in and they have other ideas. "Wake up, sleepyhead! It's time to pee and play!"

3. Drool in the spot on the sofa where you were about to sit. Or, oops, you did sit.

4. Fur all over the house. And the car. And everything you own. You didn't think he was supposed to shed that much, but your black dress now had a thin layer of white over it.

5. Stolen food. It was just on the table — or in your hand — but now it is not. Guess you weren't the only one who wanted a bagel.

6. Their refusal to go out in the rain. As if you were psyched about it.

7. Wet dog smell after he comes in from the rain. Also, paw prints on your floor and the potential of being sprayed when they shake themselves off.

8. Those sad eyes when you leave. Sure, go ahead without them. No worries. They're just your best friend.

9. Their alpha-dog reaction when the doorbell rings. The guy just wants to deliver your crispy noodles and dumplings, but first, you have to apologize for all the barking.

10. Their confusion about their size. Oh, you thought there was a weight limit to being a lapdog? They strongly disagrees.


5 comments:

  1. Dogs are just so lovably naive

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  2. lovely! :)
    Keep up the good work

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  3. Completely understand all of them and #10 is just like my dog she loves to sleep on everyone's lap even if they don't want her to.

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  4. Pepsi looks like he's living it up.

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